Ba Da Boom!

Jan 6, 2006 Author: Larissa | Filed under: Uncategorized

Now we all know I have had my share of haters (and I love me some MKD now haha)…so please don’t take this too seriously - I’m not even posting what blog it is. I’m sure the person who writes it is very nice and normal, I think it’s just funny. Paraphrasing a convo with my lovely AUA of Direct Current. He’s full of spunk and spite this week!

AM: is it wrong of me that I refuse to link to a blog based on principle?
AUA: What principle?
AUA: The principle that her blog is shit?
AUA: The principle that she’s a mealy-mouthed 25 year old virgin?
AUA: If you can‘t trip and fall on a dick by the time you hit 25, you’re seriously disabled.
AUA: That’s all I’m saying.
AUA: And let’s say she DOES find Mr. Right
AUA: And he gets her in the sack
AUA: she’s going to suck in bed and soak his sheets in blood
AUA: guess what? Bet you wish that was the back seat of Daddy’s chrysler now, don’t you? you could’ve just hosed off vinyl.
AUA: “My sixteen year old brother is still a virgin, wanna hang out with him and ride bikes?“

No Response for "Ba Da Boom!"

DC Cookie January 6th, 2006 at 2:37 pm 1

How to start a blog war 101…
Anonymous January 6th, 2006 at 2:39 pm 2

YAY! Let’s ride bikes!!!
AsianMistress January 6th, 2006 at 2:39 pm 3

Def not trying to start a war, no hard feelings… just some AUA humor* for the day.

*and no, he’s not a complete asshole
Rhinestone Cowgirl January 6th, 2006 at 2:47 pm 4

My baby sure loves his hatin’.

And for the record… word.
A Unique Alias January 6th, 2006 at 2:47 pm 5

You know, looking at it up there, kinda makes me look a little more vicious than the casual conversation it was.

I will say this, though: after 25 years, the hymen has to be like leather. No offense intended. But . . . yikes.
Rhinestone Cowgirl January 6th, 2006 at 2:48 pm 6

Pfft, AUA — you’re totally vicious. And I think it’s awesome.
Anonymous January 6th, 2006 at 2:49 pm 7

AM, we all know you are much more a lover, not a hater…
Velvet January 6th, 2006 at 3:11 pm 8

Uh, don’t you think it’s obvious which blog you are referring to?

I didn’t know AUA was prone to a catfight like this. Remember the Seinfeld where Elaine is fighting with that nut in her office, and J. Petermen says, “Ruff.” Elaine goes, “Don’t you mean, rrrrr.” Shit. How do you spell that. It’s not quite a meow, how about this: rrrear. There.

AM & AUA: rrrear!
I-66 January 6th, 2006 at 3:13 pm 9

Holy Crap!

And yes, I just capitalized both words. With reason.
I-66 January 6th, 2006 at 3:14 pm 10

absolutely digging the new AUA avatar, by the way.

jeooci…
AsianMistress January 6th, 2006 at 3:20 pm 11

Velvet: I think it’s…

RAAAAR!

A close cousin of

Meoooowww!
Rhinestone Cowgirl January 6th, 2006 at 3:24 pm 12

Nothing like a little blog war before a HH.
I-66 January 6th, 2006 at 3:26 pm 13

yeah, “rrrear” is a word I use when I see an ass that looks so good it makes me stutter.

…then again, I’m a breast man.
A Unique Alias January 6th, 2006 at 3:38 pm 14

Velverooni, it’s not a catfight. I was asked a question and provided my honest response.

Little in the middle, got much back;
-AUA
Velvet January 6th, 2006 at 4:43 pm 15

Look. We need to get to the bottom of how you say it. We all know I’ve adopted Cookie’s “Meow” in lieu of finding the right way to say it. Rar vs. rrrear. Tough to say.

Anyway, I’ve alerted the object of your post to this site, and told her where you both live.

Eh, who am I kidding. Because we all know I’m a lazy SOB who can’t even go out of the damn house to find a man. I have to use Craigslist from the comfort of my couch. I can’t be bothered to email nuthin to no one.
Velvet January 6th, 2006 at 4:44 pm 16

AUA..are you bringing that 8 ball to the H.H.?? I must know.
A Unique Alias January 6th, 2006 at 5:46 pm 17

No, and I’m not bringing a “book of matches”, either.
Chase-ing Complacency January 6th, 2006 at 5:47 pm 18

Okay, I have no idea who you guys are talking about…but the comments by AUA were coldblooded and hilarious! hee hee
MKD January 6th, 2006 at 9:14 pm 19

For the record I hate everyone, especially 25 year old virgins with leathery hymens. I’m an equal opportunity hater.

AUA is evil and mean, but he has a mean tattoo and is the father of my unborn pretend baby.
Rhinestone Cowgirl January 6th, 2006 at 10:12 pm 20

Wait, so, MKD… am I the - mother? - of your unborn baby? How exactly is this supposed to work, anyway?
DCSportsChick January 6th, 2006 at 10:29 pm 21

I second Chase- no clue who you’re talking about, but the comments were great
I loves me some snark!
Chairborne Stranger January 7th, 2006 at 12:41 am 22

Very interesting, to say the least.

Take care this weekend, AM.
Siryn January 7th, 2006 at 3:37 pm 23

I have no idea who you are talking about.

I like “rawr”, myself, though.
Siryn January 8th, 2006 at 12:58 am 24

And another thought…

While it is pretty easy to trip and fall on a dick, that’s fairly disgusting. She should be commended for not falling on just any dick.
Larissa January 8th, 2006 at 7:52 pm 25

wow. yeah so you’re talking about me. sorry folks there isn’t going to be a blog war. actually like your blog, so sorry there’s harsh feelings towards me. and if it weren’t me you were talking about i’d probably be laughing along with ya. But alas, it is me, and it stings a little. But, hey, such is the price of putting myself out there.
Staci January 8th, 2006 at 10:42 pm 26

Have to agree with Siryn. Falling on a dick is disgusting, and maybe CS and AUA are OK with being sluts but not everyone is.
I-66 January 9th, 2006 at 8:11 am 27

I suppose it was only a matter of time…
Tasha January 9th, 2006 at 10:09 am 28

Wow, that was harsh and funny at the same time! Definitely would start a war though…
AsianMistress January 9th, 2006 at 11:39 am 29

Larissa: I said there were no harsh feelings in the beginning. We all need to laugh at ourselves once in awhile. No blog war necessary.

Staci: Who said anything about us being sluts?
Larissa January 9th, 2006 at 12:16 pm 30

agreed
Washington Cube January 9th, 2006 at 10:05 pm 31

It’s RE-OW..and add as many W’s as you want.

Loving AUA’s new avatar: the poster child for trouble.

Why do you get all of these great im’s?

P.S. I had no clue who you are talking about.

P.P.S. I had a friend call me last night (drunk as a skunk)from Seattle wanting me to do her a favor. I said yes, because I couldn’t think of a way to say no, even though I kept dropping no hints on oblivious drunk ears. Now I’m stuck, and I’m going to have to do it. Just say “no” peeps.
Staci January 9th, 2006 at 10:06 pm 32

It was just the “falling on a dick” comment that didn’t have the most chaste overtones. But, perhaps “sluts” was a bit much.
A Unique Alias January 10th, 2006 at 10:03 am 33

I’ll say that Larissa’s attitude about it is pretty mature: such is the price of putting herself out there.

But, essentially, the fact remains that if you wait until you find “the right guy,” and then he finds out you have the sexual IQ of a 16 year old, he’s not going to be turned on.

It’ll be hellacious.

And as regards terminology, it’s not a countdown. A countdown ends at zero. This is a count-up. A never-ending count-up. Interminable.
Larissa January 10th, 2006 at 12:16 pm 34

thanks aua, no hard feelings. trust me i know what you mean. hellacious indeed. let’s hope it’s not a never-ending countup!