The next time I decide that I can still go out until 2  am and then go to work the next morning…remind me I’m entirely too old and that is not responsible adult behavior.

The next time I decide that it’s a good idea to hook up with a pretty good friend…remind me that it will just make things weird, even when you try to communicate about it and don’t really want anything else other than a once in awhile hook up.

The next time you’re with friends and the bartender gives you free drinks all night, make sure that you can actually drink that night, and (back to point one) you don’t have to work the next day.

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